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Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML
by nowhereman1990 / 08/03/2010 at 12:23am / Venezuela (Distrito Federal) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML
by lifeguard down / 08/01/2010 at 12:23am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Monkey / 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by Andre / 07/29/2010 at 6:56am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today, I received a call while at the dispatch station for the Naval hospital I work at. It was a woman having a panic attack. Apparently, she couldn't plug her vacuum in, and was more or less freaking out. I had to take her in anyway. FML
by HM / 07/28/2010 at 7:42am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work
by Happy 20th! / 07/28/2010 at 1:48am / United States / Love
by juli / 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Love
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
by GirlishMan1883897 / 07/24/2010 at 6:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by owowowow / 07/23/2010 at 9:30pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by GuardOtto / 07/22/2010 at 10:48am / United States / Work
by thanksmom / 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by lonely / 07/15/2010 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Love
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
by Timv86 / 02/16/2010 at 3:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was,… Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not… Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about…