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Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

#13879750
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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML

#13873567
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On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

#13572879
211 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
348 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I hurt my jaw after I got hit by a car. While receiving medical attention, the paramedic accidentally punched me in the face. FML

#13233409
123 comments

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On 09/28/2010 at 7:37am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
295 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
123 comments

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On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML

#12524990
163 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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158 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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289 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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