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Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (4794)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44790) - you deserved it (4439)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37209) - you deserved it (5725)

On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML


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On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

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