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by IAmACoolCat / 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML
by Jessie / 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Noff / 07/05/2011 at 5:42am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by davidthegreat / 07/05/2011 at 4:27am / Japan / Intimacy
Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
by eatmywords / 07/05/2011 at 3:06am / Singapore / Love
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