This member hasn't filled in the description.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''prudish'' to name a few. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11303) - you deserved it (1828)
On 03/12/2010 at 3:26am - intimacy - by 1378 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7184) - you deserved it (27371)
On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)
Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8292) - you deserved it (36352)
On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went outside to scrape the inch and a half of ice off my car so I could get to work. After half an hour of intense scraping, I realized that it wasn't my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10892) - you deserved it (18089)
On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9338) - you deserved it (28625)
On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9390) - you deserved it (35616)
On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8537) - you deserved it (24495)
On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6195) - you deserved it (19304)
On 01/11/2010 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16956) - you deserved it (2953)
On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Monday 17 June 2013
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia
