About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Notfamous / 12/02/2015 at 5:18pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by lemonlime66 / 11/19/2015 at 7:25pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
by nonymous human subject / 11/14/2015 at 3:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML
by nothowscienceworks / 11/13/2015 at 2:06am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
by fryebaby623 / 11/13/2015 at 12:47am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML
by Nora / 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm / United States (North Dakota) / Health
by Its_Sinon / 11/12/2015 at 3:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by burnbabyburn / 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm / United Kingdom / Work