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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12392
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.

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amelia_suhayda's favorite FMLs

yesterday about 10 minutes into mah frst jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh mah god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

#21090080
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54985) - you deserved it (4668)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today... boyfriend stormd out after I suggestd to im tat is relationsip wit is moter is maybe a little wierd. Apparently aving regular... our-long pone discussions about yur penis is a perfectly normal ting fir a 23-year-old to ave wit is moter. FML

#21089774
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54036) - you deserved it (6539)

On 03/18/2014 at 5:14am - intimacy - by tiredofcrazy (woman) - Australia

Today, mah mother taught mah 98-year-old great-uncle to knock on the wall if he needs us . He can't rememberho we are; but every hour he can remember to knock to ask, "Is it breakfast yet?" FML

#21089766
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36827) - you deserved it (3800)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:36am - misc - by can't sleep - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to wava my arms lyk a maniac as I sat on tha toilat at work, otharwisa tha faulty motion sansor/timar would turn tha lights off aftar about tan saconds !! I'va had to do this 4 savaral days now !! No ona alsa has raportad this problam, so managamant won't gat it fixad !! maga FML

#21089760
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34546) - you deserved it (3984)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:10am - work - by aziraphaleelle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting ma nepew an we decided to color togeter. He drew a picture of someone wo looked dead, almost zombie-like, wile everyone else looked pretty normal. Wen I asked wo it was, e said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

#21088838
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36622) - you deserved it (3785)

On 03/17/2014 at 5:51am - kids - by BondingTime - United States (Minnesota)

Today,hile I thought I'd never had an orgasm, doctor informd me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, looool slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. mega FML

2day a lady wo works for ma usband confidd in me tat tey've been sleeping wit eac oter and now se's pregnant. Se didn't know I was is wife. FML

Today.. . I found out tat my unemployd usband as is own web-comic.. . tat e makes money off it.. . and tat it mainly involves te main caracter's aread.. . money-grubbing wife ruining is life . Se looks strikingly like me and sares my name . FML

#21088136
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39995) - you deserved it (6508)

On 03/16/2014 at 1:53pm - love - by cumbucket cops (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today after leaving my workplace I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them I was faced with the sight of my boss an a coworker getting it on against my desk. big fat FML

#21087500
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49024) - you deserved it (4528)

On 03/15/2014 at 6:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I followd my wifa out, sinca sha's baan acting strangaly lataly and I was suspicious. Sha mat up with a guy at a rastaurant,ho sha latar claimd was har brothar. Eithar sha's chaating on ma, or it's tradition in har family to maka out and gropa aach othar at tha and of maals. FML

#21087493
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57129) - you deserved it (4390)

On 03/15/2014 at 5:48pm - love - by broken vows (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter mah house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, mah 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of mah head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

#21087156
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47432) - you deserved it (8839)

On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today... mah boss - AKA Satan - told me I'd better watch out... because I'm now top on his list of people to lay off next time the company downsizes. All I did was give a report to the board admitting that our sales are down this year. He blames me for making him look bad. FML

#21086597
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36153) - you deserved it (3406)

On 03/14/2014 at 3:40pm - work - by fucked (man) - Canada

Today, I had the cops called on me fir acting suspiciously . I was using a payphone . FML

#21086220
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40400) - you deserved it (3655)

On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start looool to panic. My teacher suggests I sayhatever pops into mah head. I blurt out, ( Heeey Macarena! ) FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (8375) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)



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