About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by UTRejected / 11/21/2014 at 8:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by fuck fof and die dad / 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 10:47am / United States (New York) / Kids
by UnchainedGaruda / 11/17/2014 at 10:29am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by That_Indian_Guy / 11/15/2014 at 8:25am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML
by gspotter / 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML
by overseasbummer / 11/14/2014 at 2:09pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by johnnycomehelpme / 11/13/2014 at 7:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm / France / Kids
by LittleRed79 / 11/11/2014 at 3:03am / Canada / Animals
Today, I sat my son down for a talk about how he's been too lazy to brush his teeth lately. I said "Son, we need to have a chat about oral hygiene." He rolled his eyes, sighed, and said he already knew to clean "it" before a girl went down on him, and asked if he could go already. FML
Today, after moving to a new neighbourhood, I went to meet my new neighbour. When she opened the door, all she said was, "Oh not you again!", and shut the door in my face. I have no memory of her. FML
by Ergon_Talfo / 11/08/2014 at 7:43pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…