About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by anonymous / 11/04/2014 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love
by SelfServiced / 11/02/2014 at 8:31pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by boobear511 / 11/02/2014 at 7:26pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by failure / 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by wow / 11/02/2014 at 10:23am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by bottombarrel / 10/28/2014 at 10:07am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML
by thewrittenrebel / 10/28/2014 at 3:40am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Animals
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
Today, it's my 20th birthday. I recently came home from college to visit my family, after my mother had a stroke a few weeks back. She ended up being the only person who remembered to get me anything. She also thinks it's still 2009. FML
by Anonymous / 10/27/2014 at 12:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML
by Radio GaGa / 10/27/2014 at 12:25pm / Canada / Work
Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML
by Bob H. / 10/26/2014 at 9:54am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…