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amelia_suhayda

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20433
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.

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amelia_suhayda's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out all six classes I'm taking have finals on the same day. This is my first semester in college. FML

#21484942
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24689) - you deserved it (2188)

On 10/27/2015 at 6:28am - misc - by CollegeKid (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML

#21484848
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20960) - you deserved it (3188)

On 10/26/2015 at 11:41pm - animals - by snydeeli000 - United States (Washington)

Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

#21484786
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (1758)

On 10/26/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by Leyla (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

#21484437
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22204) - you deserved it (5467)

On 10/26/2015 at 12:42am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

#21483983
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22820) - you deserved it (7331)

On 10/24/2015 at 10:47pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML

#21483925
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22649) - you deserved it (3547)

On 10/24/2015 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at a family reunion, my grandpa loudly said that I look like "a cheap Vegas whore" because of my heavy purple eye-shadow. I could tell that a few other people agreed. I was too embarrassed to explain that the "eye-shadow" was just dark circles. FML

#21483576
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22907) - you deserved it (2248)

On 10/23/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

#21483470
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35253) - you deserved it (2195)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML

#21483299
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26290) - you deserved it (6069)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:17am - work - by idontmakethedresscode - United States (California)

Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

#21480543
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26756) - you deserved it (2098)

On 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I finally got the courage to leave my controlling and manipulative ex. He took it well. And by "took it well", I mean he camped out my doorstep, held some of my belongings hostage, and tried to blackmail me into staying with him. FML

#21480404
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24683) - you deserved it (1712)

On 10/15/2015 at 2:19pm - love - by badtasteinmen - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML

#21477704
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (1523)

On 10/08/2015 at 10:06pm - misc - by Traveler (man) -

Today, I discovered that spicy ground beef bits are the perfect size to become lodged in one's nasal cavity when vomited back up. FML



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