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amelia_suhayda

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 20455
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.

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amelia_suhayda's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML

#21491750
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25385) - you deserved it (1536)

On 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm - health - by Nora (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

#21491590
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23817) - you deserved it (1742)

On 11/12/2015 at 3:38am - misc - by Its_Sinon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

#21491253
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22739) - you deserved it (1976)

On 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by burnbabyburn - United Kingdom

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

#21489909
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20130) - you deserved it (2096)

On 11/08/2015 at 12:14pm - work - by Eternal_Babyface (man) - United States

Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML

#21489520
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21108) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Hipnog (man) - Czech Republic

Today, I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place. I was sure I was finally going to score, until my useless cat attacked her as we walked upstairs. She fell down the stairs and dislocated her ankle. Just my luck. FML

#21489469
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24277) - you deserved it (4676)

On 11/07/2015 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML

#21488729
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20953) - you deserved it (2379)

On 11/05/2015 at 10:31am - misc - by GoldenSteve - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML

#21487717
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29248) - you deserved it (2357)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML

#21486907
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22915) - you deserved it (2179)

On 11/01/2015 at 1:22pm - misc - by 2pale - United States (Texas)

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

#21486506
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25566) - you deserved it (1840)

On 10/31/2015 at 1:19pm - misc - by guessthatsatrickthen (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML

#21486101
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29227) - you deserved it (1489)

On 10/30/2015 at 9:43am - health - by an egg - United States (Michigan)

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

#21486017
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21005) - you deserved it (1936)

On 10/29/2015 at 11:21pm - misc - by qourt - United States

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

#21485867
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (2748)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by caroline (woman) - Germany

Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML

#21485404
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27318) - you deserved it (1631)

On 10/28/2015 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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