About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 11:25am / Miscellaneous
by why? / 05/01/2015 at 9:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Goatczar / 04/29/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Utah) / Work
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
by fatty / 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by full bladder / 04/28/2015 at 6:39pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
by Groomzilla? / 04/28/2015 at 1:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML
by guitarki / 04/26/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, my boss asked if I could spare a few minutes to finish off the last of his paperwork backlog. I'm pretty desperate for a raise, so I said sure. Turns out the "small", "should-take-a-few-minutes" backlog consists of 3 desk-high stacks of documents. Goodbye, cruel world. FML
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 8:58am / India (Maharashtra) / Work
Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML
by a critically injured shitehawk / 04/25/2015 at 6:34am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Montana) / Love