About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 1:15am / Switzerland (Geneve) / Love
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America 5 months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for 5 months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother". FML.
by Xerfox / 06/20/2016 at 4:34pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Love
by Pissed / 06/20/2016 at 3:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
by Mexican / 06/18/2016 at 11:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my little sister decided to move one of the mouse traps I set for our current mouse problem onto my desk chair. Apparently when a mouse is caught in a mousetrap it's cruel, but when it snaps on my balls, that's hilarious. FML
by Ow / 06/18/2016 at 8:51pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/17/2016 at 7:29pm / United Kingdom (St. Helens) / Miscellaneous
by inveralaska / 06/16/2016 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by jack / 06/15/2016 at 5:56am / France (Corse) / Love
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
by Bleiz / 06/14/2016 at 3:41pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by anonymous / 06/14/2016 at 12:47pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by sounds good mom / 06/14/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the doctor's, I dropped my pants and the attractive nurse assured me it was the biggest one she had ever seen. Unfortunately, she wasn't referring to my penis, she was, in fact referring to the huge haemorrhoid hanging out of my asshole. FML
by mind your own business / 06/13/2016 at 6:31pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 8:37am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by ForSeriousReally / 06/11/2016 at 1:48pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health