About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by CyberPsycho / 08/19/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
by inappropes / 08/18/2016 at 5:41pm / United States / Work
by FriendlessLoser / 08/17/2016 at 3:11am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Patoose / 08/16/2016 at 4:54pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by 13a5ic H1p5t3r / 08/14/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (New York) / Love
by ElaborateScheme / 08/14/2016 at 4:52pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by b5b0n36 / 08/11/2016 at 12:47pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML
by FartMyLife / 08/11/2016 at 7:34am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I woke up to my husband peeing on the floor. He managed to pee in two open clothes drawers and on the pants I was going to wear to work tomorrow. Before I left earlier he promised he wouldn't get smashed tonight. FML
by tbrown0089 / 08/10/2016 at 5:49pm / United States / Love
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
by denting-and-venting / 08/10/2016 at 4:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/10/2016 at 10:10am / Serbia / Health
Today, I was, once again, yelled at by multiple tourists because I don't speak their language, even though they could neither speak English or Norwegian. They also yelled at me for not accepting Euros. Norway is not a part of the European Union. FML
by hemiol / 08/09/2016 at 7:05pm / Norway / Work
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
by avaiia / 08/09/2016 at 4:32pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Redhottt6 / 08/04/2016 at 9:24pm / Miscellaneous