About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by PizzaNIF / 07/13/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML
by Victoria / 07/12/2016 at 10:10am / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
by unemployed / 07/11/2016 at 3:09pm / United States (California) / Work
by nightjay / 07/11/2016 at 10:32am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/08/2016 at 9:13pm / Transportation
by boobswerehere / 07/07/2016 at 3:15am / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Lifetime Presents: / 07/06/2016 at 7:50am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
by ZeldaovaPeach / 07/05/2016 at 8:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
by Finn / 07/05/2016 at 2:49am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my friend's little brother's birthday party. A few of the younger kids were hitting me with a pool noodle, and I didn't really care until a 9-year-old loudly exclaimed, "Hit her in the pussy!" FML
by punmessiah / 07/04/2016 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I found out the German I've been learning for nearly a month is a dialect only spoken by people in a small area of the country. This means I'll need to re-learn most of what I thought I knew. FML
by Xerfox / 07/03/2016 at 2:05pm / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Miscellaneous
by Anna / 07/02/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids