About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by RightInTheFace / 09/12/2015 at 12:16pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Health
Today, I told my nephew to be careful when crossing the street in front of a bus because it might eat him. We then watched as a bus slowed down and stopped in front of a group of people. When the bus moved away, all the people were gone. My nephew is terrified, and won't stop crying. FML
by busmonster / 09/11/2015 at 8:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
by hale_551 / 09/11/2015 at 12:34pm / Miscellaneous
Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2015 at 9:15pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2015 at 8:03pm / Kids
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
by ihatemyjob / 09/02/2015 at 11:37pm / United States (Mississippi) / Work
Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML
by Hooty / 09/02/2015 at 5:52pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
by BeerSlut / 09/02/2015 at 5:37pm / Portugal (Vila Real) / Miscellaneous
Today, after the doctor poking around my urethra and vagina at a lump, she turns to me and says, "I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what that is. Have some antibiotics and we'll see how it goes in two weeks." Excuse me while I go panic in a corner. FML
by freakingout / 09/02/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Health
Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML
by Alan / 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm / Germany / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2015 at 11:41am / Australia / Work
by KenzoBVB / 09/01/2015 at 11:55pm / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm / Miscellaneous
by Mush / 08/27/2015 at 12:42pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Miscellaneous