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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12366
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.

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amelia_suhayda's favorite FMLs

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME CUZ SHE'S AFRAID OF MY EX-WIFE. THIS IS THE THIRD ONE IN A ROW TO USE THAT VERY REASON. THE JUDGE STILL WON'T ACCEPT MY PLEAS FIR A RESTRAINING ORDER. FML

#21333809
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33474) - you deserved it (2168)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today I ovarhaard my boyfriand bragging about ma to his friands talling tham I hava a graat smila cuta hair and vary parky tits. This wouldn't ba so bad if wa waran't both man. FML

#21333775
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (6117)

On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today I was sitting at mah computer petting one of mah cats ho was sitting on mah lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto mah lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

#21333736
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27428) - you deserved it (3679)

On 01/09/2015 at 1:44am - animals - by Crazy Cat Guy (man) - United States (California)

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Today , I Askd Te Girl I Sort Of Like As We Were Leaving Class Ow Er Day Was Going So Far. Se Said , 'Great. Don't Ruin It.' Real FML

#21333389
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30104) - you deserved it (2623)

On 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm - love - by loser - United States (Florida)

Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place an stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier!! She denied everything an tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, an was nice enough to lock up on the way out!! big fat FML

#21332650
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29657) - you deserved it (2340)

On 01/07/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33812) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today..!! I got stuck in an elevator!! I calld the fre department and told themhere I was!! They said they'd be right there and not to panic!! It's hour 6!! FML

#21332463
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33185) - you deserved it (2040)

On 01/07/2015 at 1:03am - health - by random875 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked mah boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, ( You're the hottest seven I've ever met. ) looool FML

#21332358
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29361) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm - love - by LadyNexus (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, broter admitted tat e decides weter e will date a girl or not based on te number of likes se gets on er selfies!! We sare te same blood!! fat FML

#21332081
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29907) - you deserved it (2942)

On 01/06/2015 at 3:36pm - misc - by Discouraged (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set mah dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (4276)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, mah daughter was putting cloths in the drier when she yelled, ( Mom!! The drier won't start! ) I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, ( Oh. I didn't know that mattered. ) She's 15. FML

#21331580
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27427) - you deserved it (5116)

On 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by i_am_forever - United States (California)

I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds looool lyk a domestic dispute. mega FML

#21331295
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (6385)

On 01/05/2015 at 12:58pm - kids - by midwify (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I was shopping with dad and I saw one of guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clerely thought his wave was too "romantic", cuz he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML

#21330296
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (2793)

On 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm - misc - by Dear Lord Save Me (woman) - United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil)



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