About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2015 at 11:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by PerturbedStudent / 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/08/2015 at 3:24pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 10:43pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Notfamous / 12/02/2015 at 5:18pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by quinndulgent / 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by helpme / 11/23/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by lemonlime66 / 11/19/2015 at 7:25pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids
by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML
by Koizumiii / 11/15/2015 at 1:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation