About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 4:59am / United States (Iowa) / Love
by injuredwifelady / 02/23/2016 at 3:23am / United States (Nebraska) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-girlfriend woke up from a coma that lasted a few months. Her parents called me from the hospital shortly after because she was in hysterics that I wasn't there. Apparently she thinks we're still together, and I now have to somehow break up with her again after almost a year apart. FML
by oh / 02/22/2016 at 9:41pm / United States (California) / Love
by noooooo / 02/21/2016 at 11:03am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, an old lady walked up to my car on a busy street and banged on my window. She was annoyed because I was making a left, as opposed to continuing to drive when there was no traffic in front of me. She then got in her car and held the horn until I went. FML
by deebroooo / 02/18/2016 at 11:48pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
by yourekillingme / 02/18/2016 at 11:12pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
Today, despite hints, suggestions, and even blatant criticism, my coworker refuses to believe he smells like rotten donkey nuts. He says he only needs to shower once a week, and that he doesn't believe in deodorant. I volunteered to do an extra autopsy today because the morgue smells better. FML
by ragnarok1540 / 02/17/2016 at 11:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 9:56am / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML
by sippinsoup22 / 02/15/2016 at 8:25pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Health
Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 1:47pm / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets… Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy… Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She…