About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
by mermaidkeels / 09/08/2016 at 12:54am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by full moon / 09/07/2016 at 10:37pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by AnxiousCucumber / 09/07/2016 at 4:41pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by failedparenting / 09/07/2016 at 12:44pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Lonile13 / 09/06/2016 at 11:28pm / Philippines / Intimacy
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
by anonymous / 09/04/2016 at 6:12pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
by spaghett / 08/29/2016 at 4:32pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of eating lunch with my best friend, going to Barnes and Noble, and having to poop while I was there, I realized I've trained myself to have to poop every single time I step into a Barnes and Noble. FML
by nes0385 / 08/27/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Enni / 08/27/2016 at 4:47am / Intimacy
by anon... / 08/26/2016 at 12:10am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by CyberPsycho / 08/19/2016 at 4:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
by inappropes / 08/18/2016 at 5:41pm / United States / Work
by FriendlessLoser / 08/17/2016 at 3:11am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Patoose / 08/16/2016 at 4:54pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health