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amelia_suhayda

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 26250
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.

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Visits<b>iamscott</b> - the 10/11/2016 at 2:49pm<b>weirdangelz2</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 2:38pm<b>lovebooks07</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 6:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 7:09pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 8:16pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 2:16pm<b>shaobi</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:26pm<b>secretmisery05</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 4:17pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 9:04am<b>lonelysquid93</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 1:14am<b>Alole</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 5:02am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:17am<b>abkfml</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 9:32am<b>Jason89</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 7:07pm<b>flupsht</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:45pm<b>xxthechosenguyxx</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:42pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 2:08pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 1:08am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 3:04pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:03am<b>nitsuganayrem</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 4:51am

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amelia_suhayda's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML

by beetregeneration / 11/16/2016 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML

by Enslaved / 11/15/2016 at 3:40am / Miscellaneous

Today, I argued with my dog for ten minutes because she refused to go outside and pee. FML

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

by Nightshade823 / 11/10/2016 at 2:12pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

by kill the audience / 11/10/2016 at 12:51pm / United States (Delaware) / Love

Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML

by anonymous / 11/10/2016 at 9:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

by Rekt / 11/10/2016 at 12:40am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, I sold cigarettes to a woman who promptly told me that she smoked meth. It's only my second night working this job. FML

by Sunshine56 / 11/09/2016 at 10:11pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

by HereForJAMMF / 11/09/2016 at 12:50pm / Love

Today, my country elected a man who thinks global warming is a hoax. FML

by mycountryisdumb / 11/09/2016 at 1:54am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML

by birthday blues / 11/08/2016 at 2:15pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

by SnapeIsGood / 11/08/2016 at 4:44am / Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) / Health

Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML

by daughter in law / 11/08/2016 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I thought I was being a good worker by showing a mother and daughter several rooms before they settled on one. Turns out Mommy dearest only wanted a place for her brat to throw a party. The cops found alcohol, drugs, and guns. This from the people who complained about a loose chair arm. FML

Today, I spent an hour pulling poop-covered prickles out of my husky's butt. A duck had startled him while he was doing his business and his first thought was to run, mid-poop, into a prickle bush. FML

by Alittlebitiffy / 11/07/2016 at 8:51am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals