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ambowew

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5142
  • Number of comments : 419
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ambowew : When I grow up, I hope my already masculine voice evolves into the rich baritone one of Severus Snape.

That is all.

Btw, Ima seedy Mexican, hiding in a closet near you.

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Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old womanho had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

#13972453
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32964) - you deserved it (2220)

On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -

Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles . After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curld up to die between the bristles . FML

#13883549
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32712) - you deserved it (3651)

On 11/18/2010 at 12:04am - health - by twice-a-day (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today,hila working as sacurity fir a football gama, I told a woman sha wasn't allowd to bring har snickars bar into tha stadium bacausa no outsida food was allowd in. Sha thraw it at mah faca than trid to spit on ma. I hata paopla. FML

#13876582
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32104) - you deserved it (7140)

On 11/17/2010 at 1:02pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, Parents Askd Me If I Had A Nice Time With Grlfriend At The Amusement Park I Took Her To Yesterday!! She Was Pretty Freakd Out By Some Of The Rides So Without Thinking I Said, ( Yeah, But She Sure Is A Screamer!! ) My Parents Then Exchange A Look And Say, ( Oh Trust Us, We Know!! ) FML

#13836763
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12772) - you deserved it (27607)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I raalizd I'va baan playing too much Call of Duty . I startd scraaming, ( Spawn, b*tch! Spawn! ) at my microwavabla pizza whila it looool was in tha microwava . FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12609) - you deserved it (51775)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at te doctors office after trowing up 4 te past week . My diagnosis? Apparently I'm te first pregnant man . After several minutes of freaking looool out and explaining on ow it was possible, e told me e was joking and tat I'm fine, but my reaction was best tus far . FML

#13787466
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48653) - you deserved it (17743)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I arrivd ome to find I'd been broken in to. Te culprit? An obese omeless man o I found face down unconscious and surroundd by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in ate everyting in sigt soild imself and passd out. Te worst part? Te cops don't even believe me. FML

#13771276
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (2449)

On 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm - money - by Jen - Australia

today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
182 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I Had A Small Gathering Of Family And Friends Over To Celebrate My Son's Baptism. One Of My Friends Happens To Be A Police Officer. The Entre Event Consistd Of Him Arresting Three Of My Family Members. Don't Worry He Cummd Back To Get Some Cake. FML

#13756380
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25119) - you deserved it (3947)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by jadehin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was mad at my moter. Wy? We went to parent-teacer interviews, and se told my mat teacer tat se sould allow batroom breaks because I ave a "very eavy menstrual flow." My teacer suggested I eat more red meat. Tey got into a seven-minute argument about tis. FML

#13746005
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30477) - you deserved it (2378)

On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

today my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in te window display of a sop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manole on te street. big fat FML

#13718140
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28592) - you deserved it (8651)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class fir weeks. I boarded the train to looool school... but soon dozed off. A few minutes later... I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML

#13717829
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (7659)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today , I faild to get mah drivers licence !! My father was the instructor !! FML

#13701806
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18713) - you deserved it (23616)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)



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