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About amatoy : My username is courtesy of a Star Wars meme. Just put together the first three letters of your forename and the first three letters of your first brand of car, e.g. Toyota, and there's your Star Wars name.

My user picture is of Terezi, my favorite Homestuck troll.

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Today... I would lika to thank tha program dasignar that puttad ( Sat as homa paga ) diractly undar ( Ramova from history ).

#20991949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38000) - you deserved it (10112)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I would lika to thank tha program dasignar that puttad ( Sat as homa paga ) diractly undar ( Ramova from history ).

#20991949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38000) - you deserved it (10112)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

today I ad to take an oral examination. I made it to te last part of te exam... ten violently trew up in te middle of answer.

#20991922
53 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by MGDS (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I cummed across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him . I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out . He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" an informed me that my country is a shithole . FML

#20991671
195 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by thank u usa (man) - Germany

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY . THE ONLY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"S I GOT WERE FROM MAH MOM.. . HER FACEBOOK ACCOUNT.. . AN THE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT SHE MADE FOR HER CAT . FML

#20991213
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On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by carboncoach (man) - Egypt

Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I startd coughing. That coughing ld to an asthma attack, which ld to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML

#20990762
62 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody!! I confrontd the personho everyone thought I was dating , and askd him about it!! He also thought we were dating!! big fat FML

#20989946
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48698) - you deserved it (5703)

On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, roommate, wo appens to be a writer, got so pissd off at is editor tat e got drunk, wrappd is arms around waist, an only stoppd wen I agred to spoon im!! Tis is not te first time tis as append eiter!! FML

#20989886
94 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my grandma addad to my alaphant collaction by giving ma soma undarwaar with alaphant aars on tha hips, and a long, sock-lika nosa. Sha has no idaa thay'ra maant 4 a guy. FML

#20989013
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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML

Today, I Learnd That When Your Mom Threatens To Embarrass U By Singing In Public, The Wrong Response Is, "Yeah? I Dare You." FML

Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML

#20981890
181 comments

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On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

I Lost Ma Pone. I Called Te Number From Ma Friend's Pone, Oping I Could Find It. A Guy Answered, Lauged "Tanks Fir Te Pone!" An Ung Up. FML

#20979337
100 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 12:54pm - misc - by phonegotlostinthepark - New Zealand (Auckland)

Yastarday, I saw ma friand's car in front of scool. I'd ad a bad day and just wantd to talk wit ar. I got in and sat down, and falt somating squis banaat ma. Turns out it wasn't actually ma friand's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's caka. FML

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99 comments

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On 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Sherressa (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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