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amatoryangel
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 834
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About amatoryangel : You know those people that you can call at any hour of the night for help or advice...or just to talk? yeah...I'm one of them.
If you speak another language, ill adore you.
If you can teach me something new, or challenge me, im interested.
I'm very creative.
I crochet; blankets, scarves, hats, gloves, etc.
I love scrapbooking. :)
I'm probably more indecisive than anyone you've ever met.
I absolutely adore the silliest things - bubbles, doodling, crosswords, thunderstorms, randomness, etc.
I can't play sports for my life..but I love watching football, basketball, and hockey.
Winter is by far the best season..I love the cold.
I love coffee, accents, and reading.
I write poems.
I despise ignorance, racism, and fakes.
I don't like sleeping alot because I feel like I'm missing out on something.

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Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

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300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31736) - you deserved it (49741)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (73238)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

#1775896
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (74825)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

#1600602
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112152) - you deserved it (5484)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by Aether (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
859 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49407) - you deserved it (598377)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36795) - you deserved it (83139)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
59 comments

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