About Amatoryangel
You know those people that you can call at any hour of the night for help or advice...or just to talk? yeah...I'm one of them. If you speak another language, ill adore you. If you can teach me something new, or challenge me, im interested. I'm very creative. I crochet; blankets, scarves, hats, gloves, etc. I love scrapbooking. :) I'm probably more indecisive than anyone you've ever met. I absolutely adore the silliest things - bubbles, doodling, crosswords, thunderstorms, randomness, etc. I can't play sports for my life..but I love watching football, basketball, and hockey. Winter is by far the best season..I love the cold. I love coffee, accents, and reading. I write poems. I despise ignorance, racism, and fakes. I don't like sleeping alot because I feel like I'm missing out on something.
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Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

By dude / Tuesday 20 January 2009 14:01 / France

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

By Cail - / Monday 1 June 2009 23:12 / United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

By deucelututi / Sunday 31 May 2009 12:03 / United States

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

By notsexy - / Saturday 9 May 2009 15:51 / United States

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

By Aether - / Sunday 3 May 2009 21:17 / United States