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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML

#7465269
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25599) - you deserved it (1969)

On 01/20/2010 at 10:31pm - work - by TheoBuckner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

#7450166
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7389) - you deserved it (32048)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8232) - you deserved it (31335)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24493) - you deserved it (5341)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

#7423840
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28263) - you deserved it (2491)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50101) - you deserved it (7902)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

#7414991
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (6011)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28627) - you deserved it (6084)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

#7380443
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8527) - you deserved it (38549)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML

#7357250
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5447) - you deserved it (42125)

On 01/15/2010 at 12:39pm - work - by englishfail (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23049) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30581) - you deserved it (5773)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

#7275628
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36256) - you deserved it (5248)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

#7264134
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33142) - you deserved it (9771)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

#7257345
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31783) - you deserved it (2822)

On 01/10/2010 at 12:17pm - kids - by Amber (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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