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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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About alpal264 : Im just ur average guy.

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Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28383) - you deserved it (2358)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

#8007090
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31968) - you deserved it (2923)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24966) - you deserved it (5236)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33645) - you deserved it (2746)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss' truck. While he was in it. FML

#7939097
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9341) - you deserved it (19533)

On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11247) - you deserved it (31945)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (23844)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

#7876927
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24345) - you deserved it (3045)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

#7847361
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26972) - you deserved it (5967)

On 02/03/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by cogu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
490 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49245) - you deserved it (37812)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11112) - you deserved it (49037)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

#7724225
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34300) - you deserved it (5745)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16257) - you deserved it (75360)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)



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