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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML

#6995893
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37010) - you deserved it (2321)

On 12/28/2009 at 4:39pm - money - by Butter_Cup - United States (California)

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

#6992183
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28582) - you deserved it (6504)

On 12/28/2009 at 12:17pm - love - by syco (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83425) - you deserved it (4741)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that my dad is more comfortable talking to the dog than sitting in the same room as me. FML

#6981473
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20423) - you deserved it (2389)

On 12/27/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by hated (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

#6933865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29538) - you deserved it (2070)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39820) - you deserved it (3164)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

#6837157
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10321) - you deserved it (24036)

On 12/19/2009 at 10:30pm - misc - by Stella (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8439) - you deserved it (38493)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31495) - you deserved it (22708)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

#6758302
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26900) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML

#6678775
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26729) - you deserved it (2932)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

#6517705
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29765) - you deserved it (3030)

On 11/29/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

#6505473
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (6973)

On 11/29/2009 at 12:16am - love - by random123 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML

#6491389
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9038) - you deserved it (43832)

On 11/28/2009 at 5:16am - misc - by NickC - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)



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