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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alpal264 : Im just ur average guy.

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Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

#8402650
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35339) - you deserved it (2697)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

#8299484
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33053) - you deserved it (2724)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22363) - you deserved it (3388)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (2453)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

#8007090
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34258) - you deserved it (3135)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (5242)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33715) - you deserved it (2751)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss' truck. While he was in it. FML

#7939097
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10317) - you deserved it (21324)

On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11517) - you deserved it (32492)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28860) - you deserved it (23914)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

#7876927
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24409) - you deserved it (3049)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

#7847361
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27035) - you deserved it (5974)

On 02/03/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by cogu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49723) - you deserved it (37967)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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