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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
206 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (3017)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36847) - you deserved it (8315)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
273 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
295 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

#7478181
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22409) - you deserved it (4364)

On 01/21/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by diorlove - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML

#7465269
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25621) - you deserved it (1972)

On 01/20/2010 at 10:31pm - work - by TheoBuckner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

#7450166
129 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
115 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24523) - you deserved it (5343)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

#7423840
78 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693
283 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

#7414991
93 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727
122 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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