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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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About alpal264 : Im just ur average guy.

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Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

#7876927
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (3003)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

#7847361
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (5677)

On 02/03/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by cogu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47441) - you deserved it (37035)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11089) - you deserved it (48981)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

#7724225
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34248) - you deserved it (5737)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11008) - you deserved it (32057)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10519) - you deserved it (52059)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (3024)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37827) - you deserved it (8436)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38360) - you deserved it (3909)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9644) - you deserved it (100483)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

#7478181
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22461) - you deserved it (4367)

On 01/21/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by diorlove - Sent from mobile version



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