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alpal264
  • Town/Country : West Covina, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 7810
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alpal264 : Im just ur average guy.

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Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67692) - you deserved it (11293)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that some men think it's ok to clip their fingernails, at the table, in a restaurant, on a first date. FML

#6420618
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34501) - you deserved it (2399)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML

#6348430
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36373) - you deserved it (1479)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

#6315427
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8906) - you deserved it (31281)

On 11/15/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

#6300869
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34681) - you deserved it (2295)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:38pm - love - by asthma_attacker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML

#6238334
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21659) - you deserved it (10894)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Dummy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

#6130928
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34181) - you deserved it (6261)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my sister's weight problem. FML

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

#6036159
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31145) - you deserved it (6819)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

#6027287
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6300) - you deserved it (36809)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:24pm - work - by nobodyreadsmyemails (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a dead puppy in my backyard. I have never owned any pets. FML

#5966909
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31444) - you deserved it (1497)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by WhyMe (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

#5942211
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48194) - you deserved it (2492)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

#5924929
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45374) - you deserved it (2731)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:59am - health - by acneface (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

#5919547
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35814) - you deserved it (21697)

On 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm - kids - by Raiders4ever (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84221) - you deserved it (13912)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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