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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11066) - you deserved it (48940)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

#7724225
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33274) - you deserved it (5623)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16202) - you deserved it (75295)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10999) - you deserved it (32039)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10500) - you deserved it (52012)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

#7608108
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35672) - you deserved it (3021)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

#7607342
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36888) - you deserved it (8320)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38339) - you deserved it (3908)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9635) - you deserved it (100315)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML

#7478181
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22440) - you deserved it (4365)

On 01/21/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by diorlove - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML

#7465269
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25654) - you deserved it (1974)

On 01/20/2010 at 10:31pm - work - by TheoBuckner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

#7450166
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7407) - you deserved it (32101)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

#7436453
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8260) - you deserved it (31384)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:42pm - misc - by magicalDEATH (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (5345)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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