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alpal264
  • Town/Country : West Covina, United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (21 years)
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Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML

#962
106 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
31 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

#843
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On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4836) - you deserved it (34048)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
84 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21841) - you deserved it (11431)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

#284
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15055) - you deserved it (27632)

On 11/12/2008 at 12:25am - work - by Lio - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
79 comments

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On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
101 comments

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

#15
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

#7
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -



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