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alpal264

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (24 years)
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About alpal264 : Im just ur average guy.

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Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7331) - you deserved it (43867)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML

#8432968
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29852) - you deserved it (4879)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9526) - you deserved it (43184)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

#8403549
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (3597)

On 02/18/2010 at 9:22am - health - by Hayleey_079 (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

#8402650
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39050) - you deserved it (2986)

On 02/18/2010 at 8:20am - love - by merse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

#8299484
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36916) - you deserved it (3048)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24434) - you deserved it (3587)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30832) - you deserved it (2560)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

#8007090
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35490) - you deserved it (3248)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:07am - love - by klala - Reserved

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28410) - you deserved it (5685)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35229) - you deserved it (2862)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss' truck. While he was in it. FML

#7939097
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11027) - you deserved it (22326)

On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

#7898560
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12094) - you deserved it (33692)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:33am - health - by Holly - United States

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32269) - you deserved it (26770)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version



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