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alpal264

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a 'young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans' crackpot. FML

#20896509
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34782) - you deserved it (7437)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:06am - love - by GodSquad (man) - United Kingdom (Blackburn with Darwen)

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51675) - you deserved it (6318)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

#20895757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38960) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML

#20892589
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38248) - you deserved it (3050)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

#20889279
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43363) - you deserved it (9979)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today, a man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and verbally abused me when, thinking he was joking, I laughed. He wasn't. FML

#20887394
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35559) - you deserved it (3228)

On 09/19/2013 at 1:35am - work - by some people... - United States

Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML

#20886445
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41919) - you deserved it (2841)

On 09/18/2013 at 10:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my colleagues and I found out that our boss has been taking business advice from an astrologer as well as a soothsayer. FML

#20886196
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32254) - you deserved it (2417)

On 09/18/2013 at 2:34am - work - by CrystalsDontWork - United States (Texas)

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML

#20883742
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41881) - you deserved it (6729)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

#20883448
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43938) - you deserved it (4018)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

#20883448
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43938) - you deserved it (4018)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

#20881721
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35995) - you deserved it (6117)

On 09/15/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my mother that faith healing will not work on plumbing. FML

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

#20858152
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38927) - you deserved it (2747)

On 08/28/2013 at 5:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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