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alpal264

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alpal264 : Im just ur average guy.

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Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

#21419579
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (1570)

On 06/02/2015 at 4:59am - work - by IrNatalie - United States (Arizona)

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

#21417394
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25937) - you deserved it (4758)

On 05/29/2015 at 12:16am - misc - by idonthavereligion (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25847) - you deserved it (3103)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27496) - you deserved it (4836)

On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

#21401688
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26411) - you deserved it (2658)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

#21399911
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30548) - you deserved it (5952)

On 04/26/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML

#21399506
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29583) - you deserved it (2588)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by wil - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, my maths class and I had to sit through a slideshow of photos of our teacher's cat. The cat's name is Mr Cat. FML

#21376941
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218) - you deserved it (26)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24860) - you deserved it (4208)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

#21368771
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24218) - you deserved it (2095)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29619) - you deserved it (3077)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)



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