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alpal264

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21528) - you deserved it (2608)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27416) - you deserved it (4826)

On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

#21401688
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25906) - you deserved it (2490)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

#21399911
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (5927)

On 04/26/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML

#21399506
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (2363)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by wil - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, my maths class and I had to sit through a slideshow of photos of our teacher's cat. The cat's name is Mr Cat. FML

#21376941
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (184) - you deserved it (22)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24842) - you deserved it (4205)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

#21368771
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24208) - you deserved it (2095)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29580) - you deserved it (3077)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

#21349104
40 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 3:45pm - kids - by burned -



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