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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alpal264 : Im just ur average guy.

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

#21457897
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24366) - you deserved it (2898)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:54am - intimacy - by lonelygal69 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

#21419579
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26572) - you deserved it (1571)

On 06/02/2015 at 4:59am - work - by IrNatalie - United States (Arizona)

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

#21417394
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26713) - you deserved it (5112)

On 05/29/2015 at 12:16am - misc - by idonthavereligion (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26865) - you deserved it (3400)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28502) - you deserved it (5250)

On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

#21401688
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26854) - you deserved it (2716)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

#21399911
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32366) - you deserved it (6393)

On 04/26/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML

#21399506
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (2650)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by wil - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, my maths class and I had to sit through a slideshow of photos of our teacher's cat. The cat's name is Mr Cat. FML

#21376941
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28739) - you deserved it (3799)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25798) - you deserved it (4545)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

#21368771
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25381) - you deserved it (2359)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)



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