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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alpal264 : Im just ur average guy.

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Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

#21522558
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20602) - you deserved it (1943)

On 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm - kids - by Spooderman (woman) - United States

Today, my father told me he hasn't brushed his teeth for 30 years: he just wipes them with paper towels. I don't know whether to be horribly disgusted, or horribly jealous that he has never gotten a cavity. FML

#21510172
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19757) - you deserved it (1422)

On 01/01/2016 at 11:23am - misc - by Mewsmash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

#21507006
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17153) - you deserved it (13780)

On 12/23/2015 at 6:26pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

#21457897
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (3498)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:54am - intimacy - by lonelygal69 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

#21419579
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (1776)

On 06/02/2015 at 4:59am - work - by IrNatalie - United States (Arizona)

Today, I started my day off with a relaxing cup of coffee, the morning paper, and the sound of my mother informing me I will be going to hell for being not believing in God. FML

#21417394
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27364) - you deserved it (5216)

On 05/29/2015 at 12:16am - misc - by idonthavereligion (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27594) - you deserved it (3470)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

#21406019
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29122) - you deserved it (5368)

On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, my two managers, both over 30, were arguing over whether or not butter is a sauce. FML

#21401688
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27403) - you deserved it (2769)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:49am - work - by Goatczar - United States (Utah)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding. FML

#21399911
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33629) - you deserved it (6629)

On 04/26/2015 at 9:35am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was bitten by a therapy dog. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML

#21399506
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30853) - you deserved it (2701)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by wil - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML



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