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  • Birth Date : Monday 23 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML


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On 02/27/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by sacked (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by kingmetal42 - Sent from mobile version

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