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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9985
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ally_anonymous : Haaayio.
I'm Alyssa.
I barely use FML anymore..

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Today, after struggling with anorexia 4 months, I looool got food poisoning. mega FML

#14242273
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37271) - you deserved it (6899)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118265) - you deserved it (16002)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today hile working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I askd him to move and he ignord me continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyd and startd to yell at him. After a few minutes I realizd he was dead. mega FML

#14126104
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34209) - you deserved it (9514)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend left me fir mah step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her fir the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that mah stomach pains r due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify fir Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
127 comments

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On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today , I was claaning ona of mah aldarly patiant's taath. Aftar finishing an raminding har to floss , I raalisad sha had diad. Supposadly sha was daad fir a good 20 minutas. FML

#14058038
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64777) - you deserved it (5104)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin . I also got my period . FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38159) - you deserved it (3982)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)

Today I told mah dad that I had a herpes infection!! He said ( Good!! ) FML

#13495113
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15611) - you deserved it (34013)

On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamsterhen I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28347) - you deserved it (5288)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I was walking outsidehen I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10329) - you deserved it (33013)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today , at school , everybody wantd to be my partner for a project. This surprisd me because nobody ever wants to be with me. Turns out when I was absent , my teacher promisd that whoever was my partner would get extra points on the project. FML

#12990617
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35481) - you deserved it (2988)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, aftar going on a blind data with a man I had mat on facabook, wa dacidad to go back to his apartmant. All was going good until ha took off his pants, only to ravaal that ha was waaring a diapar. FML

#12929120
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39173) - you deserved it (18701)

On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Taday mah doctor told me I had ( abnormally large breasts. ) This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. mega FML

#12922106
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29003) - you deserved it (7112)

On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday..!! I was watcing TV wen a Dentyne gum commercial cummed on and stated tat te average person spends more tan 20...000 minutes kissing!! I've spent less tan tree!! FML

#12786707
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (5564)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:19pm - love - by doesntkissalot - United States (Florida)



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