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ally_anonymous

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10116
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ally_anonymous : Haaayio.
I'm Alyssa.
I barely use FML anymore..

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Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44793) - you deserved it (4207)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44793) - you deserved it (4207)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML

#16700863
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43317) - you deserved it (9386)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37722) - you deserved it (16360)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34429) - you deserved it (26865)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13148) - you deserved it (63944)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46385) - you deserved it (8162)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML

#16213950
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39017) - you deserved it (14962)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm - love - by Fatty (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21627) - you deserved it (62918)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

#16181302
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77241) - you deserved it (23717)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47768) - you deserved it (16352)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33793) - you deserved it (14896)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
252 comments

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43371) - you deserved it (7706)

On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9850) - you deserved it (81351)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada



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