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About ally_anonymous : Haaayio.
I bet you like getting checked out from all those fat chicks online. I bet it makes you feel nice
FML is kinda my obsession.
I check it 3,4 times a day. Or more..
Hit me up brah'
I'll get at cha'
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML
Thursday 28 November 2013