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About allofthisistrue : theres not too much to say I'm awkward and uncomfortable

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Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

#20750993
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43343) - you deserved it (3111)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

#20691071
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66192) - you deserved it (15110)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48322) - you deserved it (3430)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:17pm - work - by ST3PH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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