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  • Town/Country : regina, canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 65
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About allofthisistrue : theres not too much to say I'm awkward and uncomfortable

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Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38627) - you deserved it (2757)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:17pm - work - by ST3PH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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