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About allofthisistrue : theres not too much to say I'm awkward and uncomfortable
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
Back from a party
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014