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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (19 years)
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Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22771) - you deserved it (6360)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML

#6744679 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (3962) - you deserved it (26757)

On 12/13/2009 at 10:53pm - health - by sillygoose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

#6730698 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (19892) - you deserved it (2371)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

#6528104 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (27858) - you deserved it (3964)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (7031)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (26341) - you deserved it (3884)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while meeting guys from my dad's work, they told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

#5857727 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (25421) - you deserved it (4710)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

#5760830 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (7742) - you deserved it (40899)

On 10/10/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by loser - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

#5679558 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (2846)

On 10/06/2009 at 8:08am - kids - by laurwitharawr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

#5645796 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (30394) - you deserved it (2381)

On 10/04/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by walker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I moved out of my parents basement. After I hugged my parents I walked out the door only to remember I left my phone in the kitchen. I open the door and see my parents dancing. FML

#5644801 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (25758) - you deserved it (9560)

On 10/04/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by neverStopLaughin - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

#5620240 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (30701) - you deserved it (2462)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:34am - health - by Pwnedofthedead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way my eyeballs stick out of my face, just like Elmo. FML

#5618534 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (28542) - you deserved it (3008)

On 10/03/2009 at 8:33am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

#5589145 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (35901) - you deserved it (2368)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

#5579268 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (9953) - you deserved it (29398)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:58am - health - by Garrett (man) - United States (Oregon) - moderated by Kevin Nealon



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