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Alllllllly's favorite FMLs

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

By SheWentCrayola - / Saturday 17 October 2009 02:04 / United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

By laurwitharawr - / Tuesday 6 October 2009 12:08 / United States

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

By Garrett - / Thursday 1 October 2009 05:58 / United States

Today, I moved out of my parents basement. After I hugged my parents I walked out the door only to remember I left my phone in the kitchen. I open the door and see my parents dancing. FML

By neverStopLaughin / Sunday 4 October 2009 20:31 / United States

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

By Ouchies - / Thursday 1 October 2009 22:31 / United States