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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11441) - you deserved it (38207)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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