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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 February 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 32276
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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allie2590's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

#18625590
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33669) - you deserved it (5324)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14562) - you deserved it (36862)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21912) - you deserved it (2834)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23130) - you deserved it (18313)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9891) - you deserved it (67200)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML

#18390647
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12231) - you deserved it (24559)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:23am - work - by TheCrossingChick (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28605) - you deserved it (8618)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27597) - you deserved it (2079)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23653) - you deserved it (15435)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

#18083556
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18302) - you deserved it (12427)

On 10/26/2011 at 8:24pm - misc - by krystal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22676) - you deserved it (16783) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29244) - you deserved it (3533)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46495) - you deserved it (3581)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31404) - you deserved it (2997)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32686) - you deserved it (2735)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States



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