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allie2590

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allie2590

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 February 1990 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 37427
  • Number of comments : 534
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About allie2590 : I'm the happiest snake of all!

allie2590's page activity

Visits<b>rcarn</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 10:14am<b>Ifuckedthefeartu</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:47pm<b>Vman1702</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:07am<b>Rich531</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:21pm<b>Peacheess</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:15pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:39am<b>taranoelr</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 7:40pm<b>noodlemantra</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 8:12pm<b>bduczer</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:45pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 5:48pm<b>joco4</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 12:02pm<b>wow2mylife</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 10:16pm<b>liv1222</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:32pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 10:17am<b>wil1029</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 1:00am<b>RobertTheSPOOK</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:14pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 10:09am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 11:56pm

Fucked!<b>Rich531</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:21pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:55pm<b>AChaoticFray</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 11:06pm<b>TheJasonLi</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 9:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:40pm<b>FRAGILE</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:58pm<b>jessicadani</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 4:11am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 9:43am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 9:23pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 8:33pm<b>waitwhatsgoingon</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 6:25am<b>pennyprostitute</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 5:06am<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 8:41pm<b>Random_Princess</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 11:43am<b>cjwayy</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 4:39pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 12:44am<b>shadyladyhh</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 3:35am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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allie2590's favorite FMLs

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

#21518118
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20750) - you deserved it (3018)

On 01/22/2016 at 7:50am - misc - by whattheactualfuck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

#21518044
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19768) - you deserved it (7406)

On 01/22/2016 at 12:47am - animals - by swag papi - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML

#21491660
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13288) - you deserved it (27246)

On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML

#21491253
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22737) - you deserved it (1976)

On 11/11/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by burnbabyburn - United Kingdom

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

#21490921
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22362) - you deserved it (1563)

On 11/10/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

#21480731
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (2723)

On 10/16/2015 at 11:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML

#21478111
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21059) - you deserved it (3892)

On 10/10/2015 at 12:22am - misc - by kissandcontrol01 - United States (California)

Today, at 8:00am, I walked into the kitchen and stubbed my toe. That's quite a normal occurrence, but this time, I stubbed it on my drunk, passed out, 53-year-old father's forehead. He's mad at me now and has cancelled my allowance. I'm 23. FML

#21473991
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (8588)

On 09/28/2015 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anon - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

#21472718
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31548) - you deserved it (2007)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet (man) - United States (California)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29275) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

#21460410
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25959) - you deserved it (6546)

On 08/25/2015 at 3:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a cute guy approached me at a nightclub. I was really excited, until he drunkenly slurred "Babe, I'd suck the farts from your asshole!" and then threw up everywhere. FML

#21455978
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24199) - you deserved it (2209)

On 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm - misc - by Brooke (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

#21453366
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22962) - you deserved it (1995)

On 08/08/2015 at 1:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

#21452187
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24858) - you deserved it (4689)

On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27142) - you deserved it (3279)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)



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