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Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31677) - you deserved it (8037)

On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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