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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3425
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About allard : I've always wanted someone to include me in their Bio's like people do with Perdix and Docbastard.

Anyway, I'm Chris.
That's about it. :3.

May the force be with you, and the odds, ever in your favor.

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Today, I discovered that if u are bieng mugged, never tell your mugger u are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

#18183017
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16400) - you deserved it (32713)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole , giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me , I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. big fat FML

#18170655
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30462) - you deserved it (16823)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

I scored the winning goal in mah soccer tournament!! For the other team!! fat FML

Today, I was in an elevator wit my grlfrienden it suddenly stopped. Tinking of being spontaneous lyk in all te movies, I propped er up on te railings and started getting passionate. Tat'sen te emergency pone rang. And I discovered tere was a security camera. FML

#18167673
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16042) - you deserved it (35924)

On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

TODAY I HAD TO TELL ALL THE TRICK-OR-TREATERS THAT I'D RUN OUT OF CANDY. I'D ACTUALLY BOUGHT ABOUT $50 WORTH OF CANDY BUT MANAGED TO EAT ALL OF IT BY MYSELF SITTING ALONE IN MY APARTMENT EXACTLY LYK LAST YEAR. FML

#18127186
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12725) - you deserved it (42620)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved

Today... mah boyfriend admittd that the only reason he remembers mah eye color is cuz it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. mega FML

#18121591
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32852) - you deserved it (3240)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend!! I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye!! She just giggled the entire time!! FML

#17938205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12291) - you deserved it (23820)

On 10/08/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

AFTER A MONTH OF LIVING IN A PIGSTY OF AN APARTMENT WITH MAH ROOMMATES..!! I SPENT THE DAY CLEANING THE PLACE OUT!! WHEN EVERYONE RETURND HOME..!! INSTEAD OF THANKING ME..!! ALL THEY COULD DO WAS POINT OUT THE SPOTS I'D MISSD!! MEGA FML

#17871769
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27042) - you deserved it (3159)

On 09/30/2011 at 3:45pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I'm getting kicked out of mah flat because mah drunk friends stole a pony and left it tied outside . FML

#17669700
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (3009)

On 09/05/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by thefrightening1 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I lerend wat it felt like to get sot in te nuts by an airsoft gun. Tank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (4340)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in there pond. FML

#17584305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23088) - you deserved it (3621)

On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the frst time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML

#17584076
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19688) - you deserved it (14639)

On 08/26/2011 at 5:09am - health - by goldengirl - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to nuts via nieghbor's tenni ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24418) - you deserved it (2356)

On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS CHASED ON MY BIKE BY A COUPLE OF GUYS IN A CAR. I RODE INTO A PUBLIC PARK TO CUT THROUGH AND TRY TO LOSE THEM. I LOOKED BY TO CHECK IF THEY WERE FOLLOWING ME, BUT THEY HAD TO STOP. I LAUGHED, LOOKED FORWARD, AND RAMMED INTO A LITTLE GIRL. FML

#17565560
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (8580)

On 08/24/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

today I discovered that arbags aren't nearly as comfy as they look . big fat FML

#17375706
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23002) - you deserved it (3988)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:57am - health - by jbthedude - United Kingdom (Dorset)



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