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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7503
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alitbaby : Fuck off.

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alitbaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32995) - you deserved it (5412)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

#6198719
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52288) - you deserved it (6030)

On 11/07/2009 at 4:45pm - love - by John - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

#6072093
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39080) - you deserved it (4624)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML

#6065931
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7318) - you deserved it (50669)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

#5769209
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8773) - you deserved it (113885)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my cousin's farm with my family. First I was pooped on by a goose, peed on by a puppy, bit in the face by the mother dog, fell through the floor of the barn loft, and without knowing it was electric, rested my hand on the horse fence. FML

#5529858
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41433) - you deserved it (8678)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

#5210731
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27248) - you deserved it (91105)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, while driving on the tollway my car overheated and died a few yards from the toll booth. I then had to wait, crying, in my smoking car for a patrol guy while cars moved around me. He had to push me through the toll and the lady in the booth said she felt sorry for me but still took my $3. FML

#5157778
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31468) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/09/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML

#5141391
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41066) - you deserved it (5436)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

#5131890
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9900) - you deserved it (42656)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by firefighter (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

#4832941
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15588) - you deserved it (111489)

On 08/26/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

#4832941
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15588) - you deserved it (111489)

On 08/26/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

#4619260
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76563) - you deserved it (6137)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56589) - you deserved it (21173)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)



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