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alitbaby
  • Town/Country : Amity, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 958
  • Number of comments : 53
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About alitbaby : My name's Alissa, or Ali. I'm fun as hell, and have some pretty funny stuff happen to me. Wanna know me? Get at me!

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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
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I agree, your life sucks (37921) - you deserved it (6430)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

#549
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On 12/19/2008 at 12:17am - misc - by Mr Hawks - Sent from mobile version

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version



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