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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7068
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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alitbaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18774) - you deserved it (65185)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36565) - you deserved it (3235)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

#14698067
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36227) - you deserved it (7121)

On 01/24/2011 at 1:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70614) - you deserved it (3955)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML

#14671096
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38625) - you deserved it (3205)

On 01/22/2011 at 5:03am - intimacy - by Theaccident (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17947) - you deserved it (43739) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (3662)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML

#14578612
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7010) - you deserved it (108061)

On 01/14/2011 at 2:43pm - money - by calidumbass - United States

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33849) - you deserved it (7109)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

#14380374
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30840) - you deserved it (2707)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (12187)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33401) - you deserved it (12187)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

#14374447
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28461) - you deserved it (2210)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

#14310097
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52829) - you deserved it (7002)

On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35084) - you deserved it (4073)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)



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