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by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by bloody hell / 06/04/2015 at 1:59am / Philippines (Rizal) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 6:15am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/03/2015 at 1:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Zufallian / 06/02/2015 at 8:55pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by lanaoftherey / 06/02/2015 at 5:30pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML
by work_while_bent / 06/02/2015 at 1:21pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/02/2015 at 11:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by IrNatalie / 06/02/2015 at 4:59am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 4:36pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Transportation
by TooLoud / 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
by broke and hungry / 05/30/2015 at 2:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 6:59am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm / Australia / Kids
- Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software… Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so… Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test…