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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23100) - you deserved it (3234)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

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