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About alissa412 : Not sure why people put their life stories on here... No one cares.

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Today I Asked My Mom If I Could Join My Friends In Getting Lessons In Self Defense. My Mom Told Me That I Didn't Need Them Because My Face Was A Better Weapon To Repel Anyone. FML

#2492711
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65182) - you deserved it (4914)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146294)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY WAS MAH FIRST MEETING WITH BUSINESS PARTNERS AS I AM NEW TO THE TEAM. INSTEAD OF SAYING THAT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO "STRETCHING MAH LEGS" OR "SPREADING MAH WINGS" I TOLD THEM I WAS ANXIOUS TO START "SPREADING MAH LEGS". FML

#1683242
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57531) - you deserved it (20011)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

I Made An Appointment With A Therapist Because Lately I've Been Feeling Alone And Lyk No One Cares About Me. I Waited At Her Office For About Forty Minutes Before The Receptionist Informed Me That She Must Have Forgotten About The Appointment. I Was Stood Up By Even My Therapist. Real FML

#971564
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86707) - you deserved it (5626)

On 04/14/2009 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

#948871
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99401) - you deserved it (23189)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at ome, wen I went to get off, my sort got stuck under te seat. I dangled alf upside down until my sort ripped an I fell on te ground face first breaking my front toot. I broke my toot riding a bike tat doesn’t even move. FML

#897879
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55870) - you deserved it (8805)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

#881347
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (130333)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92222) - you deserved it (27527)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365915) - you deserved it (41139)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365915) - you deserved it (41139)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WAS AT IKEA WIT MA PARENTS!! I WALKD AWAY FROM TEM AND LATER I EARD TE SPEAKER OF TE STORE CALL MA NAME ASKING ME TO COME TO TE PLAYGROUND CUZ MA MOM AND DAD WERE WORRID!! I'M 18!! FML

#832859
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69327) - you deserved it (4554)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by BrilsmurfO_O (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today The Director Of The Play I'm In Decided To Explainhy We Got The Parts We Did. He Said He Tried Matching Our Characters Toho We Actually Are. I Play Ahoreho's A Transvestite. FML

#818560
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65403) - you deserved it (6066)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by InsideActress (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71386) - you deserved it (18457)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a littlehile, I noticed looool that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

#792519
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90519) - you deserved it (3953)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)



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