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  • Town/Country : hamilton, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 172
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About alicealiveordead : Im into hairstyling.
& canada.
& 420.
& cold beer.
that's the life, I just live it.

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Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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