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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 January 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 623
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I Told Mah Boyfriend That I Lovd Him 4 The First Time. The L-word Is Probably One Of The Only Things I'm Scard To Say, So What Did He Do? He Stard At Me Blankly Before Making A Farting Noise With His Mouth And Asking If He Could Go Get Chicken Express 4 Dinner. FML

#21224360
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39280) - you deserved it (4358)

On 07/30/2014 at 12:41am - love - by Humiliated & Heart-Broken - United States (Texas)

Today mah wrists were looool hurting really bad while working the production line!! I was told to let mah supervisor know so he can help accommodate it!! Both supervisors respondd by ending mah employment there to make sure I don't suffer long term damage!! FML

TODAY, WHILE AT A RESTAURANT WITH MY HUSBAND 4 OUR 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HE KEPT BEHAVING STRANGELY, BREATHING DEEPLY AN EVENTUALLY SIGHING HAPPILY. I THOUGHT THE WINE HAD JUST GONE TO HIS HEAD. NOPE; HE PROUDLY ADMITTED LATER THAT HE'D JERKED OFF WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, EVEN ME. FML

#21126320
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43777) - you deserved it (4996)

On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

TODAY, I REDUCED MY PSYCHOLOGIST TO TEARS . BIG FAT FML

#20976567
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42134) - you deserved it (3930)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah husband wantd to try anal 4 the first time . His attempt to sound romantic was him saying , "Open yur buns , the meat is ready." FML

#20767385
127 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32127) - you deserved it (15822)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

#14604817
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (6352)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33955) - you deserved it (6264)

On 09/20/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today Mah Grlfriend Of 3 Years Told Me That I Was Part Of An Experiment For Her Sociology Doctorate!! I Also Learnd That The Notebooks She's Been Writing In For The Past Three Years Aren't For Her ( Doctorate In Literature ) As She Had Told Me They Were Notes On Mah Behavior For The Past 3 Years!! FML

#5166110
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49134) - you deserved it (3118)

On 09/10/2009 at 9:37am - love - by Dave (man) - United States (Ohio)



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