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Today, I Told Mah Boyfriend That I Lovd Him 4 The First Time. The L-word Is Probably One Of The Only Things I'm Scard To Say, So What Did He Do? He Stard At Me Blankly Before Making A Farting Noise With His Mouth And Asking If He Could Go Get Chicken Express 4 Dinner. FML
Today mah wrists were looool hurting really bad while working the production line!! I was told to let mah supervisor know so he can help accommodate it!! Both supervisors respondd by ending mah employment there to make sure I don't suffer long term damage!! FML
TODAY, WHILE AT A RESTAURANT WITH MY HUSBAND 4 OUR 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, HE KEPT BEHAVING STRANGELY, BREATHING DEEPLY AN EVENTUALLY SIGHING HAPPILY. I THOUGHT THE WINE HAD JUST GONE TO HIS HEAD. NOPE; HE PROUDLY ADMITTED LATER THAT HE'D JERKED OFF WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING, EVEN ME. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We r both virgins. After we kissd and I took down my pants, she screamd and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Today... I droppd ma iPod Touc underneat concrete slab steps... an it's pysically impossible to get it back. If you stand above were te iPod is... you can still ear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today Mah Grlfriend Of 3 Years Told Me That I Was Part Of An Experiment For Her Sociology Doctorate!! I Also Learnd That The Notebooks She's Been Writing In For The Past Three Years Aren't For Her ( Doctorate In Literature ) As She Had Told Me They Were Notes On Mah Behavior For The Past 3 Years!! FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into tooth, I feel the drill slip, an then she quickly stuffs gauze into mouth. She nervously laughs an says to me ( Wow! You must really be numb! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015