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About alexzannnn : Yes im asian im not chinese or japanese im south korean half that and the rest is white irish italian german and cherokee indian i love the water. And anything that has to do with dirt bikes 4 wheelers and stuff like that ❤❤❤

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Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40360) - you deserved it (4523)

On 06/30/2013 at 12:36am - health - by TooYoungForThis - Canada

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

#20746398
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I agree, your life sucks (51647) - you deserved it (3897)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

#20738117
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I agree, your life sucks (37817) - you deserved it (6580)

On 06/20/2013 at 11:06pm - health - by Ouch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML

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On 02/25/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by popeye (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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