About alexzannnn : Yes im asian im not chinese or japanese im south korean half that and the rest is white irish italian german and cherokee indian i love the water. And anything that has to do with dirt bikes 4 wheelers and stuff like that ❤❤❤
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by TooYoungForThis / 06/30/2013 at 12:36am / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
by Ouch / 06/20/2013 at 11:06pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML
by popeye / 02/25/2010 at 10:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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