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alexphyllis
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About alexphyllis : 18, female obviously, and I'm awesome. Message me if you feel like it :)

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Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9962) - you deserved it (20286)

On 06/21/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by yeah - United States

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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On 06/21/2012 at 9:28pm - love - by a stupid jackass (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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