About alexis_michelle_ : the name is alexis michelle. don't forget. :)
downtown chicago is the place i like to call home.
message me. get to know me. make conversation about sports. like i fucking know. i don't bite too hard. ;)
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Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by anoynomous - Sent from mobile version
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was spacing out in French class and randomly got an erection. My professor called on me to stand up at the front of the room and say, "I am wearing a belt," in French. Not everyone was observing just my belt. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by boner (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 9:11pm - love - by pkz - Sent from mobile version
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by hahahawoww (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 9:39am - misc - by Fonz (man) - United States (California)
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