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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2630
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About alexh15 : My name is Alex. I am from Cape Town, South Africa. No, I do not ride an elephant to school, and no, I do not have a lion as a pet. But yes, I am white. Go figure right? :P Anyway. This has got to be the most awesome app on my iPhone. But even though I am using the app, I still check my messages. So please go ahead, and message me to your hearts content. I will reply ASAP. I am sure that if you are stalking my profile, then you are awesome enough to give a speedy reply to. You are awesome enough right? Course you are... Psssh.

Well, that's about all I've got, so, have a chill day... :P

Cheers.

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Today, I walkd past a group of man at tha mall and ona of tham mood at ma. FML

#7916627
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27512) - you deserved it (6179)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was on a long-haul plane journey home from mah holiday. After 5 hours , I decidd to stretch mah armshilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching , running down the aisle as mah arm stretchd out. I accidentally clothes-lind a looool little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27502) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Yesterday I Woke Up To Fine That I Left Headlights On Last Night. I Found Out By The Headlights Of Car Smashed And A Post-it Note On Windshield Saying ( You Accidentally Left Yur Headlights On... I Took Care Of That 4 You ). FML

#6296267
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29510) - you deserved it (5937)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

#4380799
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46314) - you deserved it (2584)

On 08/08/2009 at 5:35am - animals - by N1ch0la1 (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today I want to a funaral fir coworkar's fathar. Whila thara dad's call phona rang an ha laft to answar it. I turnd to brothar an said ( I can't baliava ha brought his call phona! ) Ha whispard ( I can't baliava ha's got covaraga. This is a daad zona! ) I laughd loudly. At a funaral.

#4053619
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21993) - you deserved it (53649)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53299) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walkd into te batroom an found ma looool sister cleaning er vibrator. Wit ma tootbrus. FML

#2740699
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119393) - you deserved it (7423)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by quadropheniac (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex . Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had . Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing . FML

#2602287
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66069) - you deserved it (9320)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was sitting in ma basement watcing IT. I eard a knocking at ma door an turned te outside ligts on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out an began screaming an jumping around lyk a Ciuaua on drugs. My friends told me it sould be on YouTube witin te week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51145) - you deserved it (8368)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230914) - you deserved it (28945)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52498) - you deserved it (98452)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to get a condom because boyfriend an I were going to have sex fir the frst time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, an a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123320) - you deserved it (22277)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up an I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

#10022
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8656) - you deserved it (42012)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

#891
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22510) - you deserved it (6808)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version



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