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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 August 1986 (27 years)
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  • Number of comments : 89
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Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18840) - you deserved it (4335)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)



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