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About alcoholmage : I've got nothing much to say :L I occasionally find time to go on FML for reading when I have nothing to do. Uni student!

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Today, I went to the waterpark an mah kids were fighting so I groundd them both . We concludd the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave . There was so much water I didn't realize mah boobs had completely fallen out of mah bikini . As revenge, mah kids didn't tell me . FML

#13823164
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23885) - you deserved it (18696)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was sitting at a traffic lighthen a cute girl appered at the side of the road. I sat and watchd her until she had crossd,hen I realisd that I had missd the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them usd there horn because I was driving police car. FML

#13788956
196 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I Met Mah Boyfriend'shole Family. Between Them They Had About 10 Teeth. Mega FML

#13770099
140 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, Ma Vrgin Grlfriend Wo Wantd To Lose Er Vrginity To Me Got On Google, And Quizzd Me On Ow To Properly Puttd On A Condom. Se Doesn't Trust Me. FML

#13764909
130 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 1:23pm - intimacy - by wow (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt an pants an spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars tohoop my ass. FML

#13345855
104 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was on an arplane riding in frst class 4 the frst time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff stared at my chest and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

#13198134
210 comments

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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, after I got off work, as I walkd into the house, I noticd something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kickd it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

#13167367
315 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... while I was driving... a police officer jumpd out from the sidewalk an into my lane. I slammd on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket fir ( obstructing traffic ). FML

#12995746
159 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met mah fiancée's parents fir the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replid, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML

#12994880
116 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by charlie043 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, ( That's hilarious. ) FML

#12887848
109 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today I proposd to mah grlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelld out ( WILL YOU MARRY ME? ) from the platform pointing her out. Turns out I was pointing at the wrong grl. My grlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong grl yelld ( Yes! ) FML

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159 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I found out that mah best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

#10975690
295 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by weirdesout - United States (Texas)

Today , after a fire alarm went off , everyone was going back into the building . I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor . As everybody was going back inside , I followed some guys right into there suite on the 1st floor , thinking it was the way to the stairs . FML

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84 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking with my grlfriend of a year an a half on the beach . Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes . I didn't order a plane . FML

#9122302
198 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I startd to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I looool accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guesshat?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States



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