About Alcoholmage
I've got nothing much to say :L I occasionally find time to go on FML for reading when I have nothing to do. Uni student!
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  • The return of the thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Judgmental

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    34%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Alcoholmage's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend texted me "I think we should move in". Then, ten seconds later she sent another text that said, "Sorry, typo. Move on". FML

By DandoisFLAT / Monday 12 August 2013 02:42 / United States - Milford

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

By Blood on my hands - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 05:40 / United States

Today, I had a job interview. All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So, why should we hire you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one. FML

By strokesie / Wednesday 3 July 2013 06:56 / United States - Columbus

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

By vmml97 - / Thursday 1 August 2013 04:32 / United States - Erie

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

By ilivehere - / Wednesday 17 July 2013 14:20 / United States - Moline