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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today , at work , I eard a weird sound coming from te ceiling . As I looked up to see wat it was , a uge splas of water it me in te face . I called mall maintenance to let tem know . Tey told me tey already knew about te leak.. . from te sewage line . FML

#17621192
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26763) - you deserved it (1958)

On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States

2day in a queue to the ATM, a hot grl was standing in front of me. The looool grl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. fat FML

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managd to toast chicken soup-coverd crumpets in it whilst drunk. I trid to toast a teacake, and the whole thing explodd in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

#17620390
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20443) - you deserved it (3608)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

I excitedly showed mah new roommate mah pet fish. She then looool told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

#17597730
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29070) - you deserved it (2598)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to a concert!! The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention!! Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peieng on me!! FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (2366)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)

I went to a bar wit some friendsen ma wife textd me askingere I was. Not wanting er to know I was at a bar, I told er I was still at work. Se was sitting in te boot beind me. FML

#17594828
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6999) - you deserved it (59983)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today I noticed how big my brother's package is . If it hadn't been 4 the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day I never would have had to . FML

#17594618
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (3754)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40350) - you deserved it (3794)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was installing updates on mah 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raisd this freak. fat FML

#17589386
681 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30335) - you deserved it (49372)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my grlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freakd out and accusd me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more lyk a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

#17589348
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30653) - you deserved it (7159)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

while waiting fir a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry brds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. mega FML

#17588910
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24675) - you deserved it (2777)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would looool have his approval . His drunken friends nodded in agreement . FML

#17588509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32207) - you deserved it (2938)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

today I got into a aatad argumant wit ma mom cuz apparantly I'm an idiot fir not saring ar baliaf tat cickan r mammals. Sa as a univarsity dagraa in tis stuff. FML

#17586338
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27640) - you deserved it (3373)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:29pm - animals - by James - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (5455)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a taxt massaga from a numbar I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm chaating on you, I couldn't do this in parson bacausa you'ra ugly whan looool u cry." I havan't had a ralationship in 6 yaars an I still managa to gat dumpad. FML

#17584361
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37173) - you deserved it (2791)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)



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