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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1886
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

#17746655
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26403) - you deserved it (5442)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML

#17746159
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27089) - you deserved it (2637)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:20pm - animals - by Twitchy (man) - Bahamas (New Providence)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41127) - you deserved it (6169)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31538) - you deserved it (5180)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I paid a repair man $65 to come to my house and fix my washer. He walked in, looked at the washer, bent over and removed a large steel bolt with a bright red tag sticking out the side saying "Remove before use." He then looked at me and said "all fixed." FML

#17742715
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8166) - you deserved it (38795)

On 09/14/2011 at 5:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#17742540
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33154) - you deserved it (3214)

On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got kicked off the train because I refused to stand for an old lady who wanted to sit down. There was an empty seat right next to me. FML

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27921) - you deserved it (11461)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

#17736251
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33866) - you deserved it (1972)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm - health - by skitzobiatch69 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22978) - you deserved it (9313)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

#17734053
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28355) - you deserved it (2167)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28724) - you deserved it (12048)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39151) - you deserved it (7085)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30697) - you deserved it (2924)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

#17712418
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (2875)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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